Friday, April 13, 2012

ZTV - mu

Probably the most famous koan amongst Zen enthusiasts is the notorious mu. Here it is:

            A monk asked the Zen master Joshu, "Has a dog Buddha-nature
            or not?"  Joshu answered “mu”.

Anyone who has delved but little into Zen literature cannot imagine the amount of writing this has produced as well as countless personal records of Zen acolytes, describing their early studies with a roshi containing some passage like, “I was given mu and spent two years on it.”

What’s going on? There are two important issues here. First, what does mu actually mean in this context? Generally, mu means no, not, without, nothing, or nonexistence

                                              
 Second, according to traditional Buddhist doctrine, a dog, like all sentient beings, indeed has Buddha-nature.

So, if  the mu in the passage above means no, it is counter to established doctrine. On the other hand, if it is to be understood along the lines of  nothing or nonexistence, what does that mean? One commentator suggests that Joshu’s answer is basically,"Your question cannot be answered because it depends on incorrect assumptions"

Koans, as Zen adepts know, do not actually have meanings – do not have answers or solutions, as it were. Rather they are devices to force the mind out of the normal processes of thought, out of the patterns and constraints of discursive reasoning until, in a moment of enlightenment, the seeker sees the true nature of Mind.

I, however, being the unenlightened simpleton that I am, always think of that other famous anecdote of Zen literature.

               A famous samurai asked Master Hakuin:  'What  happens  to  the
            enlightened man at death? What happens to the unenlightened man?'
           The master replied: 'Why ask me?'  'Because you are a Zen master!'
           'Yes,' said Hakuin, 'but not a dead one!'

Therefore, guided by Master Hakuin, I offer this alternative answer for Joshu.

           A monk asked the Zen master Joshu, "Has a dog Buddha-nature
             or not?"  Joshu answered “How should I know?  I am not a dog.”



notes
    Joshu is the Japanese name for the Chinese Zen master Zhaozhou, 778 – 897, a major figure in the history of Zen.

                                                        From Oxford University Press                                      

    
    About his first experience of (partial) enlightenment, he wrote the following memorable passage:
          "Suddenly I was ruined. Whatever I was before, is all
            ruined. I was not that. I had cultivated a personality, a
            mind, a heart  –  nothing of that was me. The satori
            left me suddenly ruined and homeless. . .”

    He lived a long life and is said to have achieved full enlightenment at the age of 80.
   
    The best-known anecdote about him, after mu, is this one:
A monk asked Zhaozhou to teach him.
Zhaozhou asked, "Have you eaten your meal?"
The monk replied, "Yes, I have."
“Then go wash your bowl", said Zhaozhou.
At that moment, the monk was enlightened.
 



    A thousand years later, the Japanese Hakuin Ekaku, 1686 – 1768, was responsible for the revival and reinvigoration of the Rinzai sect of Zen. In addition to being a Zen master, in his later years he became well-known for his painting and calligraphy.

                                                          Two Blind Men Crossing a Log Bridge - Hakuin


                                                                  Calligraphy - Hakuin
 
    Hakuin placed great emphasis on koans in his instruction. The single most famous koan, even in the world beyond Zen, is attributed to him:
          “Two hands clap and make a sound. What is the sound of one hand?” 
   
    The exchange quoted above, (‘Yes, but not a dead one!' ), is widely attributed to Hakuin, although the attribution is disputed by some scholars:
   
    Finally, I must include this charming story:
               A beautiful girl in the village was pregnant. Her angry parents demanded to know who was the father. At first resistant to confess, the anxious and embarrassed girl finally pointed to Hakuin, the Zen master whom everyone previously revered for living such a pure life. When the outraged parents confronted Hakuin with their daughter's accusation, he simply replied "Is that so?"
               When the child was born, the parents brought it to Hakuin, who now was viewed as a pariah by the whole village. They demanded that he take care of the child since it was his responsibility. "Is that so?" Hakuin said calmly as he accepted the child.
               For many months he took very good care of the child, until the daughter could no longer withstand the lie she had told. She confessed that the real father was a young man in the village whom she had tried to protect. The parents immediately went to Hakuin to see if he would return the baby. With profuse apologies they explained what had happened. "Is that so?" Hakuin said as he handed them the child.

  

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Keep Groups Out of the Bedroom

This happened when I was a mathematician in a former life.


‘I want to turn the mattress,’ my wife said after dinner.

‘Okay.’

‘Furthermore, I want the head and foot swapped, the left and right sides swapped, and the top and bottom swapped.’

‘Okay. Let me finish my drink.’

She came back in the middle of Wild Girls on tv and said, ‘Have you finished your drink?’

‘Yes. Look at this.’ I handed her a piece of paper on which I had scribbled

                            
  
 ‘What is this?’

‘This tells you that you cannot do what you said.’

‘My ass,’ she said, ‘it doesn’t tell me anything.’

Au contraire, ma chère.  Take this paper and go study the mattress. The letter x denotes the act of flipping the mattress head-to-foot, y the flipping of it side-to-side, and z rotating it in a horizontal plane one hundred and eighty degrees. In this multiplication table, for example, xy means first doing y and then doing x, or, which turns out to be the same, doing x and then y. The table says, for example, that doing x and then y (or y and then x) leaves the mattress in the same state - relative to head/foot, left/right sides, and top/bottom - as just doing z.

‘Furthermore, doing x twice, or y, or z, leaves the mattress in the original state. The capital eye stands for identity, that is, no resulting change.’

‘Are you drunk?’

Pas du tout, mon petit chou. Go. Study.’

She stomped out.

Returning a while later, she asked, ‘Okay, so how does this - thing - prove I can’t do what I said?’

‘Consider. Clearly x leaves the left side on the left and the right side on the right, right? And y leaves the head at the head and the foot at the foot? And z leaves the top on top and the bottom on bottom?’

Nodding, nodding, nodding.

‘So that’s it. It’s obvious from the multiplication table, which can easily be verified mentally, that x, y, and z are all there is. It’s a closed system, and what you want ain’t there.’


‘Actually,’ I rattled on, ‘this is a tiny example of what we mathematicians call a group. The fact that the order of doing x and then y, or y and then x, produces the same result says this is a commutative group.  It’s actually a subgroup of a larger non-commutative group called the . . .’

‘Stop!’ she cried. ‘Keep your groups out of our bedroom.’ Pouring herself a drink she added, ‘And here’s one damn thing your little group doesn’t tell you: I want a new mattress.’